I HATE my neighbors Part I

Soooo, let us discuss the "upstairs muthafuckas," as I call them...

There's a fat bitch and a huge nigga that live up there. I ADORINGLY refer to each of them as "the bitch" and "the nigga." Yea, I know the niggas name at least, but I prefer the names I came up with.

I've been living here over a year and these people are thee LOUDEST mf's I have ever met!! And inconsiderate too! Just up there bangin around all times of night a day, making ALL the noise in the world...The highlight of me being at home is those two FUCKS going to bed around 12am (1am on friday and saturday). Only then can i really enjoy my...uh...nevermind. lol

So anyway, we have our typical African American, uneducated couple up there. They "hustle" to get by, so they can FAKE for the cameras. These two are the type of people who talk a lot to make it seem like they know a lot...but of course they dont know shit. About anything.

When i first met the nigga, my bathroom ceiling was leaking. He came down to take a look and basically fill me in on how SHITTY the maintenance dept is around here (thats a WHOLE other blog post in itself). The nigga seemed like a fairly nice older guy.

In the course of our conversation, he says to me "yea, i been livin here for 13 years." Uh, WHAT?

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Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, this mf was PROUD to have lived in an apartment for 13 years. Are you fucking kidding me?? i thought perhaps that i had misheard or misunderstood what he said so i say "you said 13 YEARS?" He like "oh yea!" like it was a good thing!

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ok sir... so he exits my abode and goes on about his business. (lol @ "abode")

So another day, during one of my window seat sessions, i was doing some high priority ear hustlin. Of course the loudmouth nigga from upstairs is out there talkin to one of the loudmouth niggas from the basement. (i guess i live in the bldg with all the LOUD mf's...smh...). So i hear this nigga say, "yea we lease these vehicles, blah blah blah" Uh....

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To sum it all up, these mf's RENT an apt for 13 years and LEASE all their vehicles...I guess it isnt the "in" thing to do to OWN some shit. These fuckers HAVE to be at least 35-40...yet living like 2 dumb ass, impulsive teenagers. And thats how they act too. But i'll save that for part 2.

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